January 2012
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This will be my first Christmas covered in mosquito bites.
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The lighting in my old work bathroom made me look sunkissed and dewy. This new bathroom lighting gives me the pallor of a post-op patient.
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Unsolicited Advice to Mariah Carey
Mariah -
We go way back. To that Christmas when I was nine, and my poor cousin Jeremy, who is approximately eight years older than me, picked my name out of the hat and had to buy a present for a pre-teen he barely knew. He gifted me Music Box. I have to admit I was initially apprehensive, not being entirely familiar with your portfolio. I can assure you, though, that I gave it shot, and I...
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I feel like I haven’t posted anything inspiring or interesting lately, and this week is going to be just as bad. I leave tomorrow for a 10-hour trip to Kentucky to electroshock fish at a power plant intake and return on Wednesday. I understand that that means nothing to some of you. Which is fine. In fact, it still surprises me that even sentences like that even come out of my mouth. ...
